The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
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Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men are NOT mind readers.
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.
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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
Problem.
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See a doctor.
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after
7 Days.
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one
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1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you
say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it i s just not worth
the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to
hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
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But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
Well thats it I kno some of them are kinda harsh and untrue but its just sterio typing so live laugh and have a good time. Bye
1 comment:
those are hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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